Today’s Eyeroll Saturday, October 13th, 2007

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imageApple’s newest fanboy, Philoking, recently pointed out what happens when you type “virus” into the search box of www.apple.com (without hitting enter).   With a chuckle, the world at large responds with “Golly gee Beaver, that Jobs sure is a hoot, huh?!!” 

 

Whatever apple guy.  

 

You know what, you’re hip and you’re cool and all, and truth is, I might bend over backwards at the Apple counter for an iPod touch, but seriously your “with it” genius doesn’t extend far enough to such repeated stoops.  It’s funny at first, at some point, it just gets old.  Act like Apple, an be original.

 

 

Kiss Kiss,

dawn

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Sweet sweet Infidelity! Wednesday, August 8th, 2007

iMac

Damn!  I admit it!  A die hard windows junkie wants a Mac. Not because I think it is better by any stretch, and I certainly don’t believe it’s more powerful than a PC – apples to apples. However, the iMac got up on stage and smoked ‘em in the wet T-shirt contest and my tongue is still on the floor.

 

It’s sleek, sexy, and sophisticated.

 

    

iLife 08 is pimping some ridiculously hot software as well, and though I’d never agree to Mac monogamy, I certainly am willing to sneak out my Microsoft bed to have a steamy affair.  I love out of the box design and thinking and that’s what Apple’s innovative navigation is.  This year Mac is laying the smackdown on everyone with their edgy and smart new take on ‘getting around’.  Somehow Apple really knows “cool”, and as much as I feel sucker punched watching the PC & Mac guy duke it out in the commercials, when I look at what Apple does with hip; iLike. 

 

I don’t think Bill would mind much, considering my other 5 PC’s are running varying degrees of windows and MS Software, and I’m sure I’d Parallel Windows on this beauty.  I’m looking at BG this week with puppy dog eyes, hoping that as he slides behind the saddle of his smokin hot new MacBook Pro, he gives me the green light on buying an iMac. 

 

Infidel! 

 

Kiss Kiss

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iReality Thursday, June 28th, 2007

What the hell ever happened to happiness in the success of others? Have we really taken the me generation to the next level of selfishness where everything that claims fame fortune or glory is a giant blood sucking monster in our society unless we have our own piece of its pie? Are you not the very same people that still rail against capitalism? Let me guess, you won’t shop at Wal-Mart because you feel that your refusal to buy pickles in the specially sized and priced jar forced upon Vlassic by the demands of the GIANT soul castrating corporation is a better protest then growing your own cucumbers? You are also the person that wishes Tiger Woods would really break his leg because you are so tired of seeing him win. You are the guy that claims freeware and open source is the only righteous way to travel the road community computing goodness because in your altruistic view no one company should make so much money. You hate the iphone because nothing can be that good and if it is you don’t want to hear about anymore.

 

I have every intention of buying of iphone. It’s smart, it’s sexy, and it’s the pioneer of mobile consolidation. I don’t care who made it.

 

I don’t want to grow my own pickles. I’m not really a pickle person.

 

I hope Tiger Woods wins every time for the rest of days. Extraordinary athletes are motivation for millions of people and fostering the hopes and dreams of millions more to come.

 

If you are successful in what you do, I am truly happy for you.

 

Kiss Kiss

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